Like a Bad Porno

Now, I know we're always complaining that chivalry is dead, but really, no one wants a man who says "Please" and "Thank you" during sex and wants to cuddle afterward. God, save it for your mom. And, y'know, sometimes a two minute jerk-off after dinner on Wednesday night isn't enough! Sure, an opened door and a tipped hat are pretty nice, but you've got to respect our other needs too. This is not even about a toe-curling, top-of-the-lungs, bang-me-against-the-headboard fuck -- maybe all we're looking for is a little passion. Or maybe we're just tired of faking our orgasms.
-Amy

To be honest, I'm looking for a toe-curling, top-of-the-lungs, bang-me-against-the-headboard fuck.
-Gal