Friday, November 9, 2007

Skipping Pleasantries

So who doesn't have strange fetishes? People shouldn't be judged for liking feet...or urination. Whatever gets you hard, right? In any case, bodily fluids are a lot less damaging than heartbreak. Society is so used to judging other people's quirks that we don't notice that our collective fetish does more harm than any other: a fetish for love. Sure, it sounds innocent enough, but it always ends the same way -- and broken hearts don't heal as well as scarred thighs. At least people get pleasure out of S&M. No one asks to have their feelings hurt, and when it happens, it's not even much of a turn on. So you might be disgusted by our sexual practices, but we won't be the ones with urinary tract infections. Who's hot now, bitch?
-Amy

5 comments:

tifftang@eden.rutgers said...

so that's how you let out the sexual tension, eh....

Unknown said...

How often do people piss on you?

Unknown said...

josh is interested

Jeff Chen said...

I like girls.

doc otaku said...

so, now i get this peeing thing that the two of you were laughing about. very interesting.

let me know what historical event you decide on.

-brian's older brother, aka 'not eric'