Sunday, September 16, 2007

And They Were Purple


Oh sure, it sounds like a ridiculous progression of conversation. But alas, many members of the male species seem to think that licking, among other actions, is a sign of virility - that we women quake and drop our panties at the thought of them touching other girls. Now, don't feel bad if you've made this mistake before: apparently all guys do this. But please, do feel bad if you don't take this opportunity to learn and correct your ways. You CAN just stop at "i love you." Quite frankly, that gets into our panties way faster.
-Gal

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